story of the safety belt

We stopped at the traffic lights before turning into our office, hubby decided to loosen his seat belt.

Me : Why do you do that?
Hubby : Just taking time off from the belt.
Me : Put it back on. Sure will get summon buta-ly.

Hubby then started to talk to himself.
Hubby as policeman : Encik, kenapa tak pakai tali kelendar?
Hubby : Sebab tali ni buat badan aku gatal you tau tak??

Hubby as policeman : Encik, kenapa tak pakai tali kelendar?
Hubby : Sebab kereta aku ada airbag.

Me: *slapped forehead and shut up all the way to the office car park*