am i not patriotic enough?

I'm joining marching this year again. Every year, i lamented i dun want to march anymore, but i just cannot resist the temptation. I'm going to list down the reasons why i dun like to march:

Dun like:
- need to shutdown my notebook at 5pm sharp
- need to rush like mad cow to gather with other marchers
- hot weather
- have to wear long pants
- march till 6.30pm

Temptations:
- money
- leave
- food
- souvenirs
- shoes
- clothes
- lose weight & be healthy
- get darker